Do I like karaoke?
I am Filipino.
My umbilical twine was a microphone wire.
Hello, I am Jo and I am about to fill my on-line procuring cart.
Mother, can I take advantage of your bank card?
[cash register rings]
[mouse clicking] [soft music]
The Kohler Numi Clever Bathroom for $7,000.
This can be a sensible rest room.
That is gonna clear yo ass.
To start with, it is sq..
Whats up? How cool is that?
I really like the whole lot sq..
Allow you to set each element to your private choice.
You want that? Heat seat? You are able to do it.
It has built-in Amazon Alexa.
And for those who’re a conspiracy theorist, that is type of cool.
[imitates Alexa] Sure, Jo.
[blows raspberries] Get pleasure from that, authorities!
Oh, yeah, man!
Karaoke USA Karaoke Machine.
So good they use the phrase karaoke twice.
I really like that image, the particular person singing.
Bluetooth wi-fi speaker,
all-in-one video participant, digital colour display screen,
LED lights that synchronize and flash
with the rhythm of the music.
Man, they should not have Bluetooth this one.
This factor appears so previous, the whole lot ought to plug in.
It ought to have a cassette.
The LG Styler Sensible Closet
with True Steam Expertise for $1,300.
That is sick.
You do not need to wash it,
however you type of it a few occasions,
however you should get some wrinkles out,
however you need it to scent good.
That is what you employ proper right here.
You possibly can put like fragrance, no matter fragrance that you just use,
and put it of their filter.
Or you may simply put
like a sheet of bounce or one thing in there, proper?
And also you simply press the button,
steams it out and makes it scent good.
It makes it scent contemporary.
This proper here’s a prime contender for my cart.
I find it irresistible.
It is an amazing thought.
I hate to iron and I hate to clean.
Subsequent up, the Sony Aibo Companion Robotic.
$3,000, man, for an AI canine.
Think about somebody breaking into your home
and your AI canine assaults it.
[Jo barking monotonously]
[Jo imitates robotic whirring]
[Jo barks monotonously]
I would like an actual canine. Canines absorb emotion.
They suck the ache out of your physique.
You recognize what I imply? They’re the perfect remedy.
They know if you’re unhappy. They know if you’re joyful.
They know if you’re mad and so they do not give a shit!
I believe it is apparent, you guys.
I believe the neatest factor right here to get
is the LG Styler Sensible Closet.
I believe it is a good thought.
There’s numerous lazy individuals on the market
that know what I am speaking about,
and that is the right lazy man’s gadget.
Add to cart.
Now, we’ll watches.
That is the Mr. Daddy 2.0, 57 millimeters, bro!
A number of watch on your cash, bro!
It is bought buttons and shit.
Two arms, black wooden screws,
rubber band so you may bounce into shit.
This watch proper right here, it’s a must to drive an enormous truck.
I imply, you may’t get into an enormous truck with a small watch.
You want a watch that appears like your truck.
You will get shot within the wrist and guess what?
That bullet won’t penetrate this fucking watch.
You ever see Surprise Girl blocked bullets and shit?
[imitates metal ricocheting]
This can be a Rolex Moonphase, 39 millimeter.
Okay, look, for those who’re a Rolex man, that is the one you get.
They’ve numerous options on these watches
and I do not even know what they do.
Sure, there is a moon that strikes with the true moon.
Not too many Rolex individuals carry these within the retailer
and I might purchase it for 26,700.
This can be a whole lot. I might purchase this.
That is one thing you give your child when he will get married
or, you understand…
This can be a lovely piece.
Oh my God, that is sick, man.
The Casio DataBank Classic Calculator Watch, 24.39.
Once I was a child, I used to get jealous
after I noticed youngsters carrying this on their wrist, bro,
particularly throughout math check.
Simply taking a look at it similar to this.
Wanting on the trainer.
They stated that that is nice
to calculate ideas at eating places.
To start with, for those who need assistance calculating ideas,
you want greater than a watch.
Audemars, 41 millimeter.
I imply, lovely, proper?
Stable gold with the inexperienced face.
It is half 1,000,000.
Let’s not even bullshit with 465,000.
I believe when you get to love four-something,
simply say half 1,000,000.
I do not suppose for those who’re shopping for a watch at 465,000,
in the event that they put 500,000 on it,
I do not suppose they’re gonna be like, Ooh. [chuckles]
Look, individuals are gonna hate on me,
however I’m very biased with my watches.
I really like Rolex.
And if it involves a inexperienced face, I already bought mine.
I bought the chrome steel Hulk.
You possibly can’t get that nowhere!
I imply, it is apparent which one is to get,
and that is the Moonphase Rolex, $26,000.
That is a steal. Imagine me.
It is an funding. It might solely go up from right here.
Everybody’s gonna say that the Audemars is the funding.
No, it isn’t.
For $465,000, purchase a condominium.
Add into the cart, the Moonphase, $26,000.
Oh, I am going to spend a pair further grand for it to.
My favourite half, vehicles.
That is the Hummer, the model new GMC Hummer EV.
$112,000. Nice worth level.
Oh, and the physique form is fairly dope.
This appears like they’re attempting to compete
with the brand new Bronco.
That is electrical.
0 to 60 in three seconds.
Vegan inside. That is fairly cool for a Hummer.
My electrical automotive is pescatarian.
Take a look at this, man. It crab walks.
It strikes diagonally in both route
with 4 wheels steering.
That is dope, man.
So it could actually simply go proper into the slot.
You do not have to fret about backing up.
Nope! Yet one more time.
This may park your automotive completely each time.
That my pal is definitely worth the $112,000, actually.
I am going to give it some thought.
Oh, after which there’s Kia Soul.
If that is what you need, then get it.
Who would not need their automotive to have a bit of soul?
$19,000. I imply, it will get you from level A to level B.
It is an attractive automotive.
I imply, that is your first automotive
if you’re like 18 years previous, proper?
Ooh! Wow. That is the Spider.
That is the last word sports activities automotive, proper right here.
It is simply lovely. All the pieces about it’s lovely.
Like, the engine’s lovely, the physique’s lovely,
the inside is gorgeous.
It truly is a murals.
I really like the Spider. My son loves the Spider.
I believe it is lovely, however I purchased the Portofino.
That is my factor. I find it irresistible.
It is similar to if you get my age,
the Spider’s simply That is a younger man sports activities automotive.
Portofino is that driving, you understand, cruising Ferrari.
You recognize what I imply? However nonetheless bought the ability.
I am going to blow all you out the water.
So do not suppose you guys can beat me.
I am going to kill you.
You’ve got an electrical Hummer? I bought you.
The 2022 Hyundai Santa Cruz SEL.
That is truly very fairly.
You recognize what I really like in regards to the Santa Cruz,
is it is bought the old-fashioned look, just like the El Camino.
Bear in mind the previous El Camino?
It is like a automotive, however a truck. You do not know what it was.
This one has that look and I find it irresistible.
Good wanting automotive, man. Hyundai makes good vehicles.
They actually do. I am not gonna lie.
Yeah, I believe it is apparent
what I am throwing into my procuring cart, you guys.
It is the Ferrari Spider.
Oh, right here we go.
Oh, I like this one.
Hey guys, chunks of weed.
What are we promoting right here? Simply these chunks of weed?
Oh! That is Seth Rogan’s weed line.
So, sure, I’ll positively purchase it.
It is gotta be good.
Pericone MD Chilly Plasma
Plus CBD Superior Serum Focus.
In case you put the phrase plasma in something, I am shopping for it.
I would think about this. This sounds actually good.
A Greater Edibles Savory Crackers, Rosemary Garlic.
[chuckles] Not everyone likes rosemary
so you do not have to throw that on the bag.
Everybody loves garlic.
You fucked up by saying rosemary.
I might’ve ate your rooster until you set rosemary on it.
You recognize what?
Look, it is in all probability scrumptious what they made right here.
I do not like rosemary. I’ma move.
[mouse clicking] [soft music]
Wait. That is Kadee.
Yeah. That is Karl Malone’s.
I really like this! That is great things proper right here.
That is the one I am utilizing.
Look, I’ve sciatica. Okay.
I want to put down typically in a sizzling tub of water
and I put this proper there.
I put this little tub bomb in there and I simply chill out.
It feels good. It smells good.
I am telling you, that is the one proper right here.
For 14.99, you may’t beat it.
I believe it is apparent.
Kadee’s going within the procuring cart.
[cash register rings]
Shifting on to espresso.
The Kopiko Immediate Premium Three-in-One Espresso for 9.99.
Let me inform you one thing.
As a toddler of an immigrant mom, that is prime shelf espresso.
My mother loves these items. Immediate, [snaps] similar to that.
Put it in a cup, add some water.
Scrumptious, Joseph. You are going to love this espresso.
It is so good.
And also you get 30 of them. Wow.
You get 30 packs.
Yeah. This can be a whole lot.
Let’s maintain shifting on.
That is bringing me again to my childhood.
Dolce & Gabbana simply did a collab with Smeg!
That is espresso machine is gangster.
I really like the whole lot Smeg does.
All the pieces they do, they bought that 50s-style throwback.
This can be a piece, proper. I would like it!
I am shopping for this. I do not even wanna take a look at the rest.
This one is the best for $1,500.
That is lovely.
Wait, is my espresso in right here.
You recognize I personal my very own espresso, proper?
You recognize what I discovered?
Bag of espresso that I need to purchase, proper right here.
Take a look at this.
COJ, Cup of Jo.
That is proper, chicory-flavored espresso.
Little tiny chicory chips.
It is such an amazing smelling and nice tasting
full cup of espresso.
And that is my espresso.
I am the one which got here up with this one.
I tasted so many various beans and the whole lot,
and I particularly had a style in thoughts and we bought it proper.
Yup, for $23, what a discount!
I am gonna put 12 of those baggage in my cart proper now.
The Jura Giga 6 Automated Espresso Machine for $5,999.
Whew! I assumed it was gonna be six Gs, but it surely’s not.
Yeah, it is value it.
I imply, you are getting premium high quality espresso.
I imply, that is gonna style
similar to a barista made it for you
within the comfort of your personal house.
You recognize what, you guys?
I am gonna go forward and add two issues
to my procuring cart.
One is the apparent, proper?
Cup of Jo.
[soft music] [mouse clicking]
However what’s espresso with out an espresso machine?
And for those who’re gonna get one,
get one thing that is like a murals.
D&G killed it with this Smeg collabo.
So for $1,500, it is an enormous sure.
[cash register rings]
And shifting on.
The Gucci double G Supreme.
You possibly can put on sweats with this bag.
You possibly can put on a swimsuit with this bag.
You possibly can put on a polo and a few shorts with this bag.
This bag compliments something.
All proper, it is a lovely bag.
This actually is. The Rimowa Off-white.
It is a see-through case.
It is $1,700. That is truly a get.
Do not get me mistaken. It is tremendous fly.
It is not handy.
Wherever you are touring to,
it is gonna be packed very effectively.
It is gonna look lovely in your suitcase.
Rattling, he folded his T-shirts?
Whenever you come again from Vegas,
he is gonna be like, Yo, did he throw up on that shirt?
Did he shit on these boxers?
$24,000 for this bag? Sure.
This can be a collector’s piece. That is all that is.
It is not even to love journey with,
I’ve numerous Supreme X Louis, proper?
I bought the entire camo set.
I bought the jacket. I bought the backpack.
Fanny pack. The duffel.
I bought the whole lot.
[tongue clicks] Man.
I used to be gonna say no,
however now I maintain taking a look at it
and yeah, it is a get.
You bought to get this.
There’s another and it’s the July Carry On Trunk.
Nice worth at $345.
The cool factor in regards to the July Carry On Truck
is it has the ports.
It has each port that you just want:
a USB port, Android, Apple.
No matter you should plug into this factor,
you are able to do it.
And also you simply plug it proper again into the wall
and recharge the battery.
It is bought an attractive energy supply
proper off to the facet of the deal with.
I like this bag.
I am nonetheless getting the Supreme.
Louis Vuitton X Supreme bag goes proper into the cart.
That is it, you guys.
I had a blast.
I believe my favourite merchandise out of the entire thing
is that Rolex.
After which my second favourite factor
can be the Smeg espresso machine.
I believe my least favourite
must be something with Rosemary!
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